Santa Banta Jokes 5
In
a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai,
tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon,
tumhara shareer tio mein kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
Joke 2
Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai
Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai
Joke 3
Lady
Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi NE bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
Santa: Ji aap hi NE bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
Joke 4
Captain
of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein dus ve number pe tha
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein dus ve number pe tha
Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
