Sardar Jokes 1
Joke 1: Changi nurse
Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.
Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Joke 2:
Sardar had twins…
Joke 4:
Consider as a “God”
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again”.
Joke 5:
Hand Grenade
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
- Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
- Run like crazy. Coz he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Joke 2:
Sardar had twins…
Sardar had twins. He named them Tin and Martin.
Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.
Again twins and named them Max and Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them Tired & Retired.
Joke 3:
This is all India Radio!
Banta : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta : Radio label shows made in Japan but radio says, “This is all India Radio!“
Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.
Again twins and named them Max and Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them Tired & Retired.
Joke 3:
This is all India Radio!
Banta : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta : Radio label shows made in Japan but radio says, “This is all India Radio!“
Joke 4:
Consider as a “God”
Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again”.
Joke 5:
Hand Grenade
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
- Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
- Run like crazy. Coz he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.
